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I vow to review all Marvel Movies, Shows and Games in under 280 characters, rated out of 5 Stars.

Queen In Black (2026) 1-5, Venom 259-262, Venom Unchained 1-3, Defenders of Light and Dark 1-3, Hela 1, Thor 1, Black Cat 14

This was fun at times but the promise of Hela was lost in the chaos. I prefer the Marvel Rivals look. Much of the action is relegated to tie-ins. The ending was ridiculous and felt unearned. It should have been a cosmic event focused on Beta Ray Bill and Nova.

Doctor Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme

It has a bit of a Kung Fu Ghostbusters thing going on. The art style improved. Thankfully, the MCU avoided this mistake of relegating magic to mostly just manifesting swords. This Dormammu is terrible. They really should have used Nightmare. It ends in a whimper.

Premiere: Jan 23, 2007

The Invincible Iron Man

Thank god the Iron Man movie didn't start with the Mandarin or the MCU might have been dead on arrival. The 3D rendered action feels weightless. Who was this targeted at? The billionaire drama is painfully boring but the plot feels lifted from a Saturday morning cartoon.

Premiere: Jan 23, 2007

Avengers Endgame: Encore

It was fun reliving an all-timer theatre experience. The crowd cheered through the climax, but it felt a bit forced. The Doomsday scenes peppered through the credits were more important than I expected. Overall, a decent cash grab. It better be Disney+.

Premiere: July 31, 2026

Ultimate Avengers 2: Rise of the Panther

Using the Chitauri again was the first of many bad ideas. I hate the design and they are just lazily cobbled together alien invasion tropes. Nothing bothers me more than this sleeveless transforming Black Panther though. It's embarrassing this inspired Joss Whedon.

Premiere: Aug 8, 2006

Ultimate Avengers: The Movie

This feels like the MCU's test run. Its surprising how much ended up in the first movie. They impressively pulled off a cinematic tone on a low budget. It really comes together in the epic battle between the Avengers and Hulk that the MCU still hasn't truly delivered.

Premiere: Feb 7, 2006

The Avengers: United They Stand Season 1

Starting with the B team West Coast Avengers was a terrible idea. War Machine probably would've helped. The art style and animation is painfully generic. They are constantly changing into ugly extreme '90s costumes to make toys that were never going to sell.

Premiere: Oct 30, 1999

X-Men: Destiny on Nintendo Wii

The worst version of the worst Marvel game. This whole thing was a scam. Apparently Silicon Knights funnelled the budget to an Eternal Darkness 2 that never even came out. You should have to go to jail for releasing a product this bad. Bankruptcy will have to do.

Release: Sep 27, 2011